Why isn't February 29th a public holiday? It’s a rare occurrence that only happens once every four years. Why not turn it into a little celebration? It could be a chance for a unique tradition to flourish that people will look forward to every four years. Also, it’s giving our corporate overlords a day of free labor every four years and that’s really unconscionable.

Immediately after you're born, every day is a birthday and it’s fantastic. What a great feeling to celebrate being a day older! Of course, after you have enough days under your belt, you have to graduate to celebrating how many weeks old you are, followed by months, until you finally hit your first actual birthday and turn one year old (although, you’ll still ride the months old train for at least another year).

Believe it or not, I have actually been an early advocate of the Four Day Work Week with my support going back well over a decade. Why as far back as 2011, I was telling anyone who would listen that humans simply weren’t meant to work five days a week. Just think about how much energy you have on Thursday night compared to Friday and you’ll see what I mean.

I was checking my personal email the other day and during my quick scan of the day’s subject lines from businesses I patronized exactly once or charities I gave the odd dollar to ten years ago, there was one that caught my eye and held my attention long enough to save it from immediate deletion. Here is what it said:

Did you know that Awareness has reached a 30 year low?!

I’m not immune to the allure of celebrity. Is there a part of me that hopes you are perhaps reading this in a handsome leather bound special edition that was signed by me and is one of your most cherished possessions and also made me a ton of money? Yes, of course. Is it a very large part of me? Enormous.

This may sound silly, but I have always dreamed of a career in government. Specifically, I wanted to become a non-essential government employee. The reason being that at my very first job out of college, I worked with a lot of these types and what I discovered is that they would get a tremendous amount of days off.

A few months ago, I ran into a friend of mine, who I hadn’t seen in a while, and we decided to go get a beer. At the bar, he paid for my beer and when I reached for my wallet to settle my debt, he told me not to worry about it. I thanked him profusely.

Over the past year or so, I lost 30lbs and I have to say I really recommend it. Now before I get pilloried for fat shaming, I have to specify that I didn’t lose weight to be considered more attractive in accordance with mainstream tastes.

When my son (I don’t remember which one of the two) got his first two teeth, I thought it would be fun to name them, which I did: Montague and the Chomper. No one else found this cute, so I abandoned the idea, but it left me with the gnawing notion that I should be naming my own teeth.

We have reached a point as a society where it is considered a personal failing to not like Brussel Sprouts. If you admit to not liking Brussel Sprouts–as I myself have–people will insist that it’s simply impossible to not like them and that you’re being childish for not giving them a chance.

For the life of me, I can’t understand why Sleep Specialists seem so hellbent on preventing me from sleeping soundly. Anytime I read an article about the latest scientific discoveries on the sleep front, I can’t sleep for a week!

I have just now discovered, more than halfway through the workday, that my underpants are on inside out. How could this have happened to me, a noted paragon of wearing underwear in its correct fashion?